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The nurse left me sitting in the room after taking...

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We pulled up to a COVID testing site. “You really...

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I arrived on time to an office for an appointment...

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So this happened on the Cross Sound Ferry- I bought...

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First off, let me be clear-I’m a vest guy. I...

I had a slow leak in my tire and since...

I was trying to get the motion sensor on the...

Nancy and I finished some yard work when I noticed...

I pulled into a parking spot next to a woman...

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I was at the dry cleaners waiting for the tailor...

I was looking at farms in Connecticut and predicted I’d...

I parked here (see photo above) and got out of...

Sitting in the waiting room at the doctor’s office, I...

I was in my driveway when the mailman drove up....

I had time to kill before meeting someone, so I...

“What are you doing in there?” “Nothing!” I was gingerly...

My recording clipped off the beginning of the call so...

We needed to buy pool supplies and Nancy wanted to...

You know when you’re driving and suddenly find yourself looking...

The first thing I noticed when we walked into the...

I was at the liquor store and there was a...

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