I was in my driveway when the mailman drove up. “Hey, how are you doing?” “Good, Mr. Higgins. How are you?” “Great.” He shuffled through a container for my mail. “Let me ask you, how do you like driving with the steering wheel on that side of the truck?” He smiled. “It’s fine. You get …
I had time to kill before meeting someone, so I went to get a coffee at this food court. If this were an actual food court, all the cooks would be found guilty of attempted murder. I cut through the tables and this 200 yr. old Asian woman blocked my path holding a tray of …
“What are you doing in there?” “Nothing!” I was gingerly opening cabinet doors looking for something to munch on. Nancy was in the living room reading. I had sworn to her upon penalty of death not to eat before dinner. She spent a lot of time making something she knew I’d like, and when it …