I was trying to pop my ear on the checkout line. Pollen allergies make everything sound like my head is under water so I was opening and closing my mouth widely to unplug whatever tube was clogged in my head. The cashier watched me and squinted, “excuse me?” he called over the heads of the …
I told Nancy that the lawn mower should have two seats so I could bring a friend to make the chore less boring. Taping this sponge to my ride-on mower was as close as I could get. I drove it around to the driveway where Nancy was getting into her car. She pointed at it, …
The nurse left me sitting in the room after taking my blood pressure and saying the doctor would be in shortly. A few minutes later I heard her talking with another woman outside through the closed door. That other woman said, “…Well then you just tell Mr. Higgins he better learn how to float and …