I was trying to pop my ear on the checkout...
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The nurse left me sitting in the room after taking...
Read More“Friend,” I corrected.
I was online outside Home Depot. A gentleman standing on...
Read More“Ok, I think…”
Another Pre-COVID event that happened while still on Long Island....
Read MoreShe leaned in to get a better view.
I get spinal injections regularly so I’m getting to know...
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There’s a gesture that I thought was exclusive to Long...
Read More“May I call you John?”
I’ve been having issues with my home alarm system and...
Read MoreNo one said goodbye to me.
I arrived on time to an office for an appointment...
Read MoreBut, let’s be honest, I’m a dreamboat
We have six rescue dogs. The latest acquisition is an...
Read Morelet me be clear-I’m a vest guy
First off, let me be clear-I’m a vest guy. I...
Read MoreThat corral seemed like a mile away
I pulled into a parking spot next to a woman...
Read Morea baby hippo in a light blue midriff
My love for sports was an affection unreciprocated. Football, for...
Read MoreSo, of course I answered, “Yes.”
I was at the dry cleaners waiting for the tailor...
Read MoreI don’t want to say anything
I parked here (see photo above) and got out of...
Read MoreI have to go finish my route
I was in my driveway when the mailman drove up....
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My recording clipped off the beginning of the call so...
Read MoreIt’s a Chevy, not a confessional
You know when you’re driving and suddenly find yourself looking...
Read Moresend those asshole protons and neutrons packing
The first thing I noticed when we walked into the...
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